JOEY

WE TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL FIR TO MEET BUAY SAI!

Dumb

Today, i understand why some people choose to give up.

Cutest thing alive

I WANT AN ENGLISH ANGORA BUNNY!!!

OMG THEY'RE SO DAMN CUTE!!!=D
I'm seriously going to start reading the care-guide for this breed of bunnies now! btw i want the blue-eyed white one! I can totally imagine cuddling it=D It never hurts to prepare early for a pet! HAHAHA;D

Love

Absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Goh Ke Xin has been absent from my affairs for too long!!! I forbid it. I miss her alot hahaha:D I can't put my feelings to words, my love is boundless!

Ke Xin if you're reading this, i want to eat Oreos with you!!! HAHAHA!!!=D ok i miss u! May God be Blessing You every single moment!

haha

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving".

The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Good things don't last

I'm so desperate for entertainment that i googled for jokes. Tried watching Gossip Girl, which apparently is overrated because the storyline is predictable, repetitive and uninteresting. And i'm also facebook-looking-around because i have nothing better to do! No actually i have nothing better that i want to do. I have a pile of untouched holiday assignments which, judging my procrastination-number-one character, is staying untouched until sunday. Maybe i should try asking RATIPORN or EVELYN on their study tips... maybe then i can squeeze my way into the good books of mr hui hahaha (inside joke) However, boring as my days may seem, i quite prefer nothingness to school. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANNA GO SWIMMING TMR:D

Jump then fall

Does having a second chance mean climbing back up alone, absorbing all the blows mentally and physically quietly all by myself? That just makes my recovery million times harder, if anything. I don't regret my desicions, but that doesnt make it one bit easier.

Likeyyy :D

A list of things i like:
1. Oreos
2. Kinder bueno White
3. The Red Queen(seriously shes sooo cute!)
4. Van houten
5. Hello Kitty
6. FAMILY GUY HAHAHA
7. Stewie!
8. Cursing
9. Gwace
10. Adeline teo
11. Banana
12.Chantalle
13. Joweh
14. Kim
15. Pingey

One last thing i worship too much to be in the list:
HOLIDAYS!!!

Hahaha i totally LOLed at this paragraph : "I think I got ran over by this huge red car," that sure was better than bumping into him and the flyer falling out."You mean that one?" he asked dubiously to the car in front of us that was parked. Oh crap, I was the stupidest clumsiest girl ever. I was right down there with blondes. I had just got run over by a parked car.

Moneysucker

i almost got physical just now. so damn angry!!! i cant understand why some ppl choose to behave like this, it annoys the hell out of me! CAN U PLEASE BE MORE UNDERSTANDING THANKS I WOULD APPRECIATE IT

Syndicate

Omg the weather suxxx!!! Its so hot and humid, i'm tempted to chop my hair off seriously. But on second thoughts, it might become worse when the hair sticks to my neck and i won't be able to tie it up. Hectic life, school, tons of homework, volleyball = lack of sleep & stress. Plus i think i'm having PMS! =( Nevermind, buck up Elaine! =D (have i mentioned, i'm a fan of The Fray!)