Faith tagged me! :D



Dear Faith:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it First of May with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Elaine.